THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

  Well, it's shit ...  that's right, shit!   Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.   You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget  shit, and tell others to eat shit.   Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference  between shit and shineola.   There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.  There is bull  shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.   You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck  when the shit hits the fan.   You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.   You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.   Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and  some days are just plain shitty.   Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are  times when you feel like shit.   You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong  shit or a lot of weird shit.   You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit  creek without a paddle.   Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall  in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.   When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block  of the English language.   And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything  else!! 

 

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