When I was living in Redding, my most immediate neighbors were both named Mike. Besides becoming friends, we became fishing buddies and went fishing together on several occations. One day I was joking around and came up with the following rules:
The Rules of Mike
1. Mike always catches the first fish.
2. Mike always catches the last fish.
3. Mike always catches the biggest fish.
4. Mike always catches the most fish.
5. Mike always has fun!
As sometimes in all reality Mike couldn't catch shit if his life depended on it, Rule 5 is definately the most important rule. It is the only rule meant to never be broken as it only takes catching 1 fish to satisfy the other rules.