Epitath of an Email Forwarder

Freakin Miracle

He forwarded all his email to 10 other people as directed...fully expecting a freakin miracle. Friends have no clue to the state he is now in...He never calls never writes...but rest assured he clicked on every link...he did everything he was asked. Thank's to technology, his atomic powered computer is still forwarding emails, sending out tons of spam, literally doing the bidding of others...just like he was still sitting there.