Hope Santa was good to everyone. Stay Safe, Sane and Warm.
I was up early today and found Santa had left a mess. Cookie jar empty almost and the milk almost gone. Good thing a client sent me a $100 Home Depot gift card.
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!
Of course, and how exactly would we explain a similar glow to Rudolfs nose on Santa's nose? Bumped into a tree?
Any way Merry Christmas