How many bones have you broken? Yours or someone else's?
Broke my arm when I was 9. A car hit me and I broke the winshield with it. Then just a few years ago when around 52, I slipped on carpet and broke my nose on the counter. Woke up in a pool of blood. No I wasn't drunk!. I slipped on some orange oil clean I used to get a spot up on the carpet the night before. I'm tough though...I set my nose and went off to work.